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Constitution of the Duchovvy Awards
WHEREAS, David Duchovny is a cultural force unto himself, widely recognized as not only the greatest actor of his generation but also of all time;
WHEREAS, David Duchovny has gathered the entirety of the entertainment industry, and the public at large, into his own electrifying, impeccably coiffed, emotionless orbit;
WHEREAS, David Duchovny has inspired legions of YouTubers to create art in celebration of himself;
WHEREAS, David Duchovny has inspired thousands of young actors to avoid expressive displays of emotion in their portrayal of obsessive loners;
WHEREAS, David Duchovny has served as a muse to the greatest erotic filmmaker of our time, Zalman King;
WHEREAS, David Duchovny has starred in the in-flight cinema sensation "Return to Me";
WHEREAS, David Duchovny has aided millions of women around the world in achieving sexual climax, both directly and via fantasy;
WHEREAS, David Duchovny is a sex addict;
WHEREAS, this is hilarious;
it is hereby RESOLVED that the DUCHOVVY AWARDS shall be created to honor the man, the myth, the monotone: the one and only DAVID DUCHOVNY.
WHEREAS, David Duchovny has gathered the entirety of the entertainment industry, and the public at large, into his own electrifying, impeccably coiffed, emotionless orbit;
WHEREAS, David Duchovny has inspired legions of YouTubers to create art in celebration of himself;
WHEREAS, David Duchovny has inspired thousands of young actors to avoid expressive displays of emotion in their portrayal of obsessive loners;
WHEREAS, David Duchovny has served as a muse to the greatest erotic filmmaker of our time, Zalman King;
WHEREAS, David Duchovny has starred in the in-flight cinema sensation "Return to Me";
WHEREAS, David Duchovny has aided millions of women around the world in achieving sexual climax, both directly and via fantasy;
WHEREAS, David Duchovny is a sex addict;
WHEREAS, this is hilarious;
it is hereby RESOLVED that the DUCHOVVY AWARDS shall be created to honor the man, the myth, the monotone: the one and only DAVID DUCHOVNY.
CONTACT US
duchovvyawards (at) gmail (dot) com
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