THE FIRST DUCHOVVY AWARD WINNER!

After a tight round of voting (and some MASSIVE turnout), we're pleased to award the first-ever Duchovvy Award to... Michael Tolkin, Mimi Rogers, and the Duchovster himself, in the category of "Douchiest And Most Pretentiously Meandering DVD Commentary Known to Man." The threesome earned their award for the fine work they did on the voice-over of "The Rapture," a film which opens with a furniture store orgy but somehow merited great voice-over digressions about Dostoyevsky and Moliere.

No, seriously. DOSTOYEVSKY.

Until this long-winded triumvarate makes their way to the Bay Area to receive their award, we're putting the Duchovvy Awards on an indefinite suspension. In the meantime, enjoy those fine nominated videos below, and enjoy this delightful piece from the melodic and lyrically gifted Bree Sharp:

BEST DAVID DUCHOVNY TRIBUTE VIDEO -- FINAL NOMINEE!

Above is our final nominee for the award of "Best David Duchovny Tribute Video: SKINEMA SELECTIONS!" It's another piece by Meredith3333, and it is likely the most thrust-tacular bit of cinema you've seen in a while (not safe for work, folks). Enjoy Duchovny doing what he does best: duchovny'ing away!

BEST DAVID DUCHOVNY TRIBUTE VIDEO--FOURTH NOMINEE

This is our fourth nominee in the category of "Best David Duchovny Tribute Video: SKINEMA SELECTIONS!" It's from one of our favorite YouTubers, meredith33333. Voting on all of this week's nominees will happen Monday through Wednesday of next week.

BEST DAVID DUCHOVNY TRIBUTE VIDEO--THIRD NOMINEE

In the category of "Best David Duchovny Tribute Video: SKINEMA SELECTIONS!", we have our third nominee. It's a bootylicious tribute by mjxphila. Remember, voting on all of this week's nominees will happen Monday through Wednesday of next week.

BEST DAVID DUCHOVNY TRIBUTE VIDEO -- SECOND NOMINEE

In the category of "Best David Duchovny Tribute Video: SKINEMA SELECTIONS!", we have our second nominee. Above is a lovely piece by FreeLifeDD. Check it out and remember: voting on all of this week's nominees will happen Monday through Wednesday of next week.

BEST DAVID DUCHOVNY TRIBUTE VIDEO -- FIRST NOMINEE

Because there were so many OUTSTANDING David Duchovny tribute videos, we're subdividing the category. This week, we will be announcing nominees in the category of "Best David Duchovny Tribute Video: SKINEMA SELECTIONS!" Above is the first nominee, a video by XXMFLUDERXX. Enjoy, and come back every day this week to see the rest of the nominees; you can cast your vote Monday through Wednesday of next week.

FIRST AWARD: BEST DAVID DUCHOVNY TRIBUTE VIDEO

Throughout this coming week, we'll be posting our selected nominations for our very first DUCHOVVY AWARD, in the category of "Best David Duchovny Tribute Video." Next week you'll be able to vote on those videos, and then a Duchovvy Award winner will be crowned!